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iDiOTiCA.ME: The Semantics of Gay Marriage
As anyone who visits my blog knows, I am a staunch supporter of Gay Rights and anybody’s rights. I was recently searching a word and came across Merriam’s discussion on the definition of “marriage.”
When can we drop the “gay” or “same/opposite sex” before the word “marriage”?
If…
Hire 100 people to work on a new definition, when they all fail, just cut out the extra words.
why do many people on twitter keep mentioning me in the #FF, but they are not following me themselves? What is up with that?
What is the use of twitter, anyway??
Dear Paolo,
There is something to be said for people who ask questions like these. I don’t know what that something is though because I never answer questions like these. Just as we can never know The Matrix, we will never know what is happening in that last remaining neuron of people who use Twitter.
-Sincerely Dog Boy
via fuckyeahdioramas
uh oh poor Barbie..
Invasion of the Little People
Here’s a sampling of artist Christopher Boffoli’s view of the little things in life. This colorfully imaginative, wonderfully creative collection of works, called ‘Disparity,’ proves that just because you’re small doesn’t mean you can’t go bike riding on a banana like everyone else. However, before any of you taller beasts bite into a new meal it might be best to check for these tiny people, as you can see below, they’re everywhere.
(Source: dumbtweetsatbrands)
(Source: dumbtweetsatbrands)
Where all my bitches at?
-Sincerely Dog BoyDear paoloterni,
This is a deep question that I have felt deeply over the years. I’m sorry to hear you struggle so desperately. I get shivers thinking of you cowering and clinging to the skirts of hope during this time of misery. Your face ravaged by unstoppable tears.
The first thing I suggest to you is go to a bar, find a man who is alone. Buy him many drinks and as soon as he’s shit faced drunk, tell him every detail of your life. It’s always good to get it out, say it out loud. And luckily the poor drunken bastard will not remember a word of it. Talking about the darkness inside you will free up 37.9% of your woe.
Once you’ve gotten what you need from the pathetic bar fly, check his pants for pocket dollars. Get as much as you can. Leave all pennies behind though, so he can make a wish with it when he wakes up in the hospital. As you’ve single handedly destroyed his life, you owe him that much.
But don’t worry about that schlubb. You owe YOURSELF far more than a stranger who can’t hold his liquor.
I hope this helps. Have a Merry Christmas.
-Sincerely Dog Boy
@BarryckR
barryckr@gmail.com
Dear @BarryckR,
I am available for interviews in the new year. Thank you for your interest in my blossoming career!
-Sincerely Dog BoyDear Anonymous,
I’m merely a canine with the will to stand and walk upright. Some of the girls I’ve known would refer to me as a superhero, and they are correct, but only for those special moments ( during which I can go about two hours straight if I’ve rested and only 2 minutes if I’m tired)
Enough about me and how I please the ladies. My mission is to help people who are lost or found. Basically whoever asks me a question, I’ll help.
-Sincerely Dog Boy
I hope many people ask you questions. I know how much you want to teach them lessons of the soul, or whatever.
Good Luck Dog Boy!
Dear Idiotica thank you for your time, however I must inform you this is not a question and that this site is for real questions. I don’t mean to be rude, no offense of course, but if you have nothing to ask, and obviously you don’t, then please step off and back away from the vehicle. I got problems of my own lady.
-Sincerely Dog Boy